Which of the following sentiments appear on the inside of a Dove chocolate wrapper, and which do not? A Luna Bar to the winner!
1. Follow your instincts.
2. Make a list of your dreams.
3. Paint your bedroom purple.
4. You know what? You look good in red.
5. Make "someday" today.
6. You're not getting any younger.
7. Sometimes one smile can mean more than a dozen roses.
8. It's definitely a bubble-bath day.
9. Time to get more Fancy Feast.
10. Naughty can be nice.
11. What are you waiting for?
12. Send a love letter this week.
13. Obey your animal instincts - go barefoot.
14. Keep the promises you make to yourself.
15. Believe in angels. They believe in you.
16. Order the lobster.
17. Go against the grain.
18. Shaving your pits is overrated.
19. Lose yourself in a moment.
20. Don't you just love unicorns?
21. Be a tease.
22. Don't think about it so much.
23. Wink at someone driving past today.
24. Love without rules.
25. At the next party, try taking off your top.
26. Decorate your life.
27. Don't hate the player.
28. Teddy bears need hugs, too.
29. Smile at yourself in the mirror.
30. You might want to lay off the chocolate.
6,18,25(laughed at that one),27 & 30
How'd I do? Cool post.
~m
Posted by: michaelm | June 20, 2007 at 03:41 AM
Oooh, the gauntlet is THROWN. I'll put the answers up next week and take addresses for the Luna bar prize. MichaelM is in the lead, but leaves a WIDE margin for improvement!
Posted by: TasterSpoon | June 20, 2007 at 10:11 AM
I can't believe MichaelM thinks #9 IS one of the Dove sayings. If it turns out to be a legit Dove wrapper, I will have to swear off Dove chocolate entirely. Or adopt a herd of cats. Actually, that's kind of a tough choice...
Posted by: boots | June 20, 2007 at 11:59 AM
I meant to add #9.
I'd only had half a cup of coffee.
May be too late to add though . . .
Fancy Feast. Sheesh. How the hell did I miss that one?
~m
Posted by: michaelm | June 20, 2007 at 01:26 PM
All true, save for: 6, 9, 18, 25, 27, 30.
I'll even give them the unicorns.
Though some of them may be Neecy quotes, I'm thinking.
Posted by: Vaguely Urban | June 20, 2007 at 09:20 PM
Dude, I inadvertently copied Michael M. If we're right, he was right first. The early bird gets the Luna Bar.
Posted by: Vaguely Urban | June 20, 2007 at 09:22 PM
Wow, maybe I should try writing for Dove. Here's a hint: FOURTEEN of the above sayings are bogus.
VU: First I thought she'd be offended, but then I realized, some are definitely Necie type sayings. And on further reflection, she did have a thing for dark chocolate. IS it possible the bulk of my grandmother's wisdom came from the inside of a chocolate wrapper??
Posted by: TasterSpoon | June 21, 2007 at 02:54 PM
I should have asked, should a guy even enter the contest? Yoiks. I'm outnumbered. 8-)
~m
Posted by: michaelm | June 21, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Funny contest! Thanks for stopping by my blog! You're welcome back any time!
Posted by: Erin | June 26, 2007 at 01:49 PM